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Angus, Thongs And Full-frontal Snogging
by Louise RennisonBrilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison's first book about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Now repackaged in a gorgeous new paperback and looking even fabber than ever. Louise is an international bestselling author and her books can't fail to make you laugh out loud. There are six things very wrong with my life: 1. I have one of those under-the-skin spots that will never come to a head but lurk in a red way for the next two years. 2. It is on my nose. 3. I have a three-year-old sister who may have peed somewhere in my room. 4. In fourteen days the summer hols will be over and then it will be back to Stalag 14 and Oberf#65533;hrer Frau Simpson and her bunch of sadistic 'teachers'. 5. I am very ugly and need to go into an ugly home. 6. I went to a party dressed as a stuffed olive. Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she tries to overcome the dilemma's that are weighing up against her, and muddle her way through teenage life and all that it entails: how to replace accidentally shaved-off eyebrows; how to cope with Angus, her small labrador-sized Scottish wildcat; her first kiss with Peter - afterwards known as Whelk Boy; annoying teachers; unsympathetic friends and family, and how to entice Robbie the Sex God! Phew - she's really got her work cut out!
Angus, Thongs And Full-frontal Snogging (PDF)
by Louise RennisonBrilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison's first book about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Now repackaged in a gorgeous new paperback and looking even fabber than ever. Louise is an international bestselling author and her books can't fail to make you laugh out loud. There are six things very wrong with my life: 1. I have one of those under-the-skin spots that will never come to a head but lurk in a red way for the next two years. 2. It is on my nose. 3. I have a three-year-old sister who may have peed somewhere in my room. 4. In fourteen days the summer hols will be over and then it will be back to Stalag 14 and Oberf#65533;hrer Frau Simpson and her bunch of sadistic 'teachers'. 5. I am very ugly and need to go into an ugly home. 6. I went to a party dressed as a stuffed olive. Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she tries to overcome the dilemma's that are weighing up against her, and muddle her way through teenage life and all that it entails: how to replace accidentally shaved-off eyebrows; how to cope with Angus, her small labrador-sized Scottish wildcat; her first kiss with Peter - afterwards known as Whelk Boy; annoying teachers; unsympathetic friends and family, and how to entice Robbie the Sex God! Phew - she's really got her work cut out!
Muck It Up: Band 02A/red A (Collins Big Cat Phonics Ser.)
by Jane Clarke Trevor Dunton Collins Big Cat
Hunter’s Run
by George R.R. Martin Gardner Dozois Daniel AbrahamA new benchmark in modern SF. A sharp, clever, funny morality tale that answers the biggest question of all: what makes us human?
‘Luuurve is a many trousered thing…’: Confessions Of Georgia Nicolson (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson #8)
by Louise RennisonSound the Cosmic Horn! Georgia Nicolson’s 8th book of confessions is here!
Skulduggery Pleasant: Kingdom Of The Wicked (Skulduggery Pleasant #1)
by Derek LandyMeet Skulduggery Pleasant: detective, sorcerer, warrior. Oh yeah. And dead.
‘…startled by his furry shorts!’ (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson #7)
by Louise RennisonSound the Cosmic Horn! Bestselling author Louise Rennison’s seventh book of the confessions of crazy but loveable teenager Georgia Nicolson is out in EB!
Daniel Isn’t Talking (Thorndike Core Ser.)
by Marti LeimbachA powerful novel exploring the effects of autism on a young family from Marti Leimbach, author of the international bestseller ‘Dying Young’, who has experienced and dealt with the condition within her immediate family.
The World of Karl Pilkington
by Karl Pilkington Stephen Merchant Ricky GervaisA collection of the best moments from the ‘Ricky Gervais Show’ with further musings from Karl Pilkington, star of Sky 1’s ‘An Idiot Abroad’.
PS, I Love You
by Cecelia AhernMeaningful and moving – THE classic million-copy bestselling love story from Cecelia Ahern.
A Girl’s Guide to Kissing Frogs
by Victoria ClaytonA Girl's Guide to Kissing Frogs is a charming, witty book, perfect for fans of Elizabeth Noble and Marian Keyes.
The Rise and Fall of the Queen of Suburbia: A Black-hearted Soap Opera
by Sarah MayDo you know what your neighbours get up to behind closed doors? And more to the point, do you want to know? ‘The Rise and Fall of the Queen of Suburbia is a darkly comic portrayal of marriage, relationships, neighbours and suburbia.
Love Rosie (Where Rainbows End): If You Could See Me Now; Where Rainbows End; A Place Called Here
by Cecelia AhernPublished as Where Rainbows End - now filmed as Love Rosie. A story about love. And how life can get in the way…
The Sixth Wife: A Novel
by Suzannah DunnA gripping novel of love, passion, betrayal and heartbreak. Katherine Parr survived Henry VIII to find true love with Thomas Seymour – only to realise that her love was based on a lie.
House of Many Ways
by Diana Wynne JonesA chaotically magical sequel to Howl’s Moving Castle, from the bestselling children’s author and ‘godmother of fantasy’, Diana Wynne Jones.
Collins Taak of the Toon: How To Speak Geordie
by Sid WaddellGain an insight into the English language, via one of the UK’s richest dialects: Geordie.
We’re British, Innit: An Irreverent A To Z Of All Things British
by Iain AitchUnlike the Government's Citizenship Test, this is the real measure of Britishness.
The Little Book of Calorie Burning
by CollinsA quirky guide to counting the calories as they come off, through ways you may never have considered possible
What Rhymes with Bastard?
by Linda RobertsonThe hilariously candid story of an unbelievably dysfunctional and disintegrating relationship.
The Delegates’ Choice (The Mobile Library)
by Ian SansomIsrael Armstrong, one of literature’s most unlikely detectives, returns for more crime solving adventure in this hilarious third novel from the Mobile Library series.
Holiday in a Coma & Love Lasts Three Years: two novels by Frédéric Beigbeder
by Frédéric BeigbederOne night in a Parisian nightclub and the aftermath of a marriage provide the stories for these two novels by Frederic Beigbeder, award-winning author of ‘Windows on the World’.
Coming Up Next
by Penny SmithA darkly comic novel about the fall and rise of a TV presenter. Written by an insider, it’s a page-turning account of life on the sofa and in front of the cameras.
Bloodletting and Miraculous Cures: Stories
by Vincent LamAn astonishing literary debut, this collection of mature and intricate stories introduces a powerful new voice in fiction.
The Last Days of the Lacuna Cabal
by Sean DixonVoted one of the best fifteen Canadian books of 2007 by Quill & Quire, this is original and mischevious; a novel to delight and surprise.