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Robin the Hoodie: An ASBO History of Britain
by Hans Christian AsbosenHans Christian Asbosen is back with more wickedly witty tales of ASBO England. Meet King Harold and William the Conqueror, who sorted their differences over a wet bank holiday weekend on the pier at Hastings. Read of Henry VIII and his six wives - Katherine of Argos, Anne of Slag, Catherine the Strict, Anne of Summers, Svetlana of Moscow and Babs of Windsor. And meet Henry the Sly, responsible for hiding a copy of Norse Sluts inside the Doomsday Book. Discover how Francis Drake thrashed the Spanish Armada after he'd finished with a Plymouth ho. . . All of these tales and many more are retold by Asbosen in his unique way for the twenty-first century. Truly hilarious, Robin the Hoodie is guaranteed to make you laugh out loud at the wickedly warped tales - definitely different to those you were taught at school. These tales of blood, swears and teeth are sure to bring history to life for a whole new generation.
Big Pants, Burpy and Bumface: And Other Totally True Names!
by Russell AshWhat's your name? Is it Chloe? Jessica? Jack, Sam? Is it Emily? Rebecca? Matthew, Dan?...Or is it Fart Bear? Noah Zark?Piggy Banks?Be grateful for your ordinary name - this funny, fascinating book is full of the silliest, the strangest, the weirdest and the wackiest names from around the world (and some of them are quite rude too)!
Boring, Botty and Spong
by Russell AshHave you ever been to a place called Boring? Met Mr Botty? Used a piece of Spong equipment? These are just three of the real-life places, people and things from around the world that feature in best-selling non-fiction author Russell Ash's fabulous new book.Jam-packed full with lists of names plus fascinating facts, stories and anecdotes, Boring, Botty and Spong will keep you entertained for hours on end! You'll find names to make you wonder, think and certainly laugh out loud.
Gribblebob's Book of Unpleasant Goblins
by David AshbyAn original and hilarious story of wayward goblins, inept heroes and children who save the day, and the books"Do you believe in goblins and fairies and dragons and all that malarkey?""No," replied Anna and "Yes," said Nils, both at the same time. They looked at each other and grinned.The tranquil charms of Uppington Down are torn apart one day when Anna and Nils meet the alarmingly rude Robert Gribble on their way home from school. Before long, their lives take a bizarre turn: they join forces with this goblin in disguise and his nearly not-there dog Dimple in a desperate battle to stop Mara, the queen of nightmares, opening a hidden book of power and spilling terror across the world.Gribblebob's Book of Unpleasant Goblins is a laugh-out-loud adventure which reminds us that with friends, family and belief you can stand up to the scariest of enemies. And if you have a ginger biscuit and an invisible dog, that helps too.David Ashby lives in Sweden with his wife and children. A few years ago, he visited a fortune teller who told him that he would never have a book published. Gribblebob's Book of Unpleasant Goblins is his first book.
Pay Me Forty Quid and I'll Tell You: The 2015 Election Campaign Through The Eyes Of The Voters
by Michael AshcroftIn the months before the 2015 election, Lord Ashcroft Polls conducted focus groups all over the country to find out whether the parties' frenetic campaigning was having any effect on the people it was supposed to impress: undecided voters in marginal seats. The reports, collected here for the first time, show what was going on behind the polling numbers - what people made of the stunts, scandals and mishaps, as well as the policies, plans and promises that constitute the race to Number Ten. As well as shedding light on voters' hopes and fears, the book asks crucial questions: which party leader is like a Chihuahua in a handbag? Which cartoon character does David Cameron most resemble? What would Ed Miliband do on a free Friday night? And is Nigel Farage more like Johnny Rotten or the Wurzels? Pay Me Forty Quid and I'll Tell You- packed with shrewd and funny observations from real voters - proves that although most people have better things to do than follow every storyline in the political soap opera, nothing very important gets past them.
Attack of the Flickering Skeletons: More Terrible Old Games You’ve Probably Never Heard Of
by Stuart AshenWelcome to a world of games you never knew existed. You will probably wish you still didn’t.YouTube sensation Stuart Ashen is back with his second instalment of terrible old computer games you’ve probably never heard of... because what the world needs right now is to know exactly how bad Domain of the Undead for the Atari 8-bit computers was.Attack of the Flickering Skeletons is even bigger than the original Terrible Old Games You’ve Probably Never Heard Of – this second excavation of gaming’s buried past will not only unearth more appalling excuses for digital entertainment, but also feature guest contributors and several special interest chapters not based around single specific games. These are NOT the games you’ve heard of a million times in YouTube videos. This is a compilation of truly obscure and dreadful games. Dripping with wry humour and featuring the best, worst graphics from the games themselves, this book encapsulates the atrocities produced in the days of tight budgets and low quality controls. These are even more appalling games that leaked from the industry’s tear ducts, taken down from the dusty shelves of history by the man who has somehow made a living by sticking rubbish on a sofa and talking about it.
Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of
by Stuart AshenTerrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of is a full-colour illustrated compendium of the most painfully bad games, based on Ashens' YouTube series of the same name.Everyone's heard of E.T. for the Atari 2600 and Superman for the Nintendo 64, but these are almost nothing next to the abject incompetence of Count Duckula 2 on the Amstrad CPC. There are people who seriously believe that Shaq Fu is the worst fighting game ever made, having never experienced Dangerous Streets on the Amiga. This book will blow their very soul apart. (Not a guarantee.)Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of is meticulously researched and written, with the dry humour you'd expect from a man who has somehow made a living by sticking rubbish on a sofa and talking about it. Each entry is accompanied by a series of full-colour images from the games.
My Royal Temptation / Ruined: My Royal Temptation (arrogant Heirs) / Ruined (the Knights Of Ruin) (Mills And Boon Dare Ser.)
by Jackie Ashenden Riley PineMy Royal Temptation by Riley Pine
All of Us and Everything: A Novel
by Bridget AsherEsme: eldest child, control-freak, perfect wife. In fact, her husband has run off with his dentist and their teenage daughter is live-tweeting the entire mess to her 3,000 followers. Liv: middle child, fiancé stealer, squatter. Holed up in her ex-husband's apartment with her acupuncturist and a bottle of whiskey.Ru: youngest child, writer, runaway. Hopes to find inspiration for her second novel whilst fleeing her fiancé. One-by-one the siblings return to the family home, where a box of old letters awaits them containing the answer to the mystery they have all lived with, until now: who was their father, and why the hell did he disappear?
Wedding Tiers
by null Trisha AshleyFrom the No.1 bestselling author of The Garden of Forgotten Wishes comes a warm, witty romantic comedy perfect for fans of Katie Fforde * * * The path of true love never runs smooth. But for some, it's one seriously bumpy ride… Josie Gray and her childhood sweetheart Ben Richards always dreamt of living a life of rural bliss. And when Josie inherits her beloved Grandmother's cottage in Neatslake, Lancashire, it seems they might have got just that. Josie throws herself into her wedding cake business, whilst Ben gains increasing acclaim as an artist. The tranquil village turns into a hive of activity when Josie's childhood friend Libby Martin returns to the village, planning a lavish wedding to rival any celeb bash. But amidst all this romance, Josie's fairytale relationship with Ben turns into a nightmare, and she quickly becomes Love's number one cynic – until charming wedding photographer Noah Sephton arrives in Neatslake with a very different outlook on love… Praise for the Sunday Times bestselling author Trisha Ashley: ‘Trisha Ashley writes with remarkable wit and originality – one of the best writers around!’ Katie Fforde ‘Full of down-to-earth humour’ Sophie Kinsella ‘Full of comedy and wit’ Closer
Christmas at the Cornish Café: A Heart-warming Holiday Read For Fans Of Poldark (The Cornish Café Series #2)
by Phillipa AshleyReturn to the Cornish Cafe in this gorgeous festive romance – the perfect book to curl up with this Christmas.
Christmas on the Little Cornish Isles: The Driftwood Inn (The\little Cornish Isles Ser. #01)
by Phillipa Ashley’Scandals and secrets in the Scillies – sheer joy!’ Katie Fforde Christmas has arrived on the Cornish Isles of Scilly, bringing mistletoe, surprises and more than a sprinkle of romance . . . Fans of Poldark and Carole Matthews will love this brand-new festive read from the author of the bestselling Cornish Café series.
Confetti at the Cornish Café: The Perfect Summer Romance For Fans Of Poldark (The Cornish Café Series #3)
by Phillipa AshleyAn escapist read that’s as good as a holiday! ‘Warm and funny and feel-good. The best sort of holiday read’ Katie Fforde ‘Filled with warm and likeable characters. Great fun!’ Jill Mansell
An Endless Cornish Summer
by Phillipa AshleyEscape to the seaside with this gorgeous new series from the Sunday Times bestselling author – perfect for fans of Trisha Ashley and Heidi Swain.
A Golden Cornish Summer
by Phillipa Ashley‘Perfect summer read, true escapism… The perfect location full of Cornish charm!… An entrancing read that I didn’t want to end!… Absolutely loved it!’ NetGalley review⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Under the golden Cornish sun, buried treasure and family secrets will change Emma’s life forever…
The Little Deli by the Lake
by Phillipa Ashley'Lovely books filled with warm and likeable characters' Jill Mansell'Crafted with humour and warm romance against the backdrop of the picturesque Lake District' BooklistA gorgeous story of second chances to escape with this summer. By the bestselling author of Summer at the Cornish Café and Return to Castle Bay, this warm and delightful read, set in the Lake District, will sweep you away. Adam Templar was Sophie's first love . . . and her first heartbreak. He was talented, brilliant and charming, and the night he finally noticed her - the real her - is one she will never forget. But she will also never forget what happened on the day he left their village for good. Ten years later, Sophie is shocked to her core when she discovers Adam has returned. Now a famous film director, he's returned to make a drama about a notorious local poet and brought his glamorous cast, crew - and girlfriend - with him. As the on-screen drama plays out, will Sophie and Adam lay the past to rest or will history repeat itself?A heartwarming and delightful read from one of the UK's most talented romance writers about second chances, new beginnings - and how one night can change your life forever.**Previously published as It Happened One Night
A Perfect Cornish Christmas
by Phillipa AshleyEscape to Cornwall this Christmas in this Top 10 bestselling new romance. ‘Sparkling and festive, as satisfying as figgy pudding and clotted cream – loved it!’ Milly Johnson
A Perfect Cornish Escape
by Phillipa AshleyEscape to Cornwall this summer… ‘Wonderful. A love story with a mystery at its heart, it will make you laugh, cry and yearn for Cornwall. I loved it!’ Miranda Dickinson
A Perfect Cornish Summer (Porthmellow Harbour Ser. #01)
by Phillipa AshleyThe first in a gorgeous new series from the author of Summer at the Cornish Cafe, perfect for fans of Jill Mansell and Milly Johnson. ‘A beautiful, uplifting feeling and a perfectly placed sense of community along with love and friendship make this a wonderful addition to your bookshelf’ Shaz’s Book Blog
Return to Castle Bay
by Phillipa AshleyBy the bestselling author of Summer at the Cornish Café, discover the perfect summer read.'Warm and funny and feel-good. The best sort of holiday read' Katie FfordeMiranda's taken great care to create a calm and ordered world for herself, and in her job as property manager of a spectacular island castle in Cornwall, she's had the castle running like clockwork. But this summer, its sexy owner returns to claim his birthright - and Miranda's careful life will never be the same again.Dark, handsome and with a rakish reputation, Jago St Merryn not only looks like a pirate but is intent on flogging the Mount to a soulless leisure corporation. Miranda faces the battle of her life as she tries to persuade him to change his mind. But if she's going to convince him, she'll have to face some secrets from her past that she'd much rather keep hidden away - and she might even have to risk opening up her heart...This lovely summer story is the perfect escape - take an armchair holiday to the spectacular Cornish countryside alongside a heroine who is determined to keep fighting for her castle of dreams.'Lovely books filled with warm and likeable characters' Jill Mansell'Perfect for an afternoon in the hammock' A Bookworm's World**Previously published as MIRANDA'S MOUNT
A Secret Cornish Summer
by Phillipa Ashley‘Gloriously uplifting and unashamedly warm-hearted’ – Bestselling author FAITH HOGAN ‘A lovely, summery read full of secrets and hope’ – Bestselling author JO THOMAS An unforgettable tale of romance, humour and heart set against the stunning backdrop of the Cornish coast, from the Sunday Times bestseller.
Summer at the Cornish Cafe: The Feel-good Romantic Comedy For Fans Of Poldark (The Cornish Café Series #1)
by Phillipa AshleyOne summer can change everything . . . Perfect for readers who love Debbie Johnson, Cathy Bramley and Trisha Ashley. “Warm and funny and feel-good. The best sort of holiday read.” Katie Fforde "Filled with warm and likeable characters. Great fun!" Jill Mansell
Summer on the Little Cornish Isles: The Starfish Studio
by Phillipa AshleyFans of Jill Mansell and Carole Matthews will love this gorgeous new book from the author of the bestselling Cornish Café series.
A Surprise Christmas Wedding
by Phillipa AshleyPre-order now: the new festive romance from the Top 10 bestselling author of A Perfect Cornish Christmas. Perfect for fans of Sarah Morgan and Trisha Ashley.
Wish You Were Here: Escape with an absolutely perfect and uplifting romantic read from the Sunday Times bestseller
by Phillipa AshleyThey fell in love in Corsica...but was it just a holiday romance?When Beth is offered an exciting new job in London, Jack is the last person she expected to meet.Years ago, he swept her off her feet in Corsica and then dumped her - all within the space of three weeks. When he left, Beth lost her ability to trust and in the years since then, she has remained wary of romance.Now, forced to spend time together, Beth begins to unravel the mystery of Jack's disappearance. Is it too late for them to try again, or could they finally be in the right place at the right time?Fall in love with the novels of Phillipa Ashley...'Filled with warm and likeable characters' Jill Mansell'Deliciously entertaining' Liz Fenwick'A beautiful escapist read ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐' Reader Review'Another lovely romantic tale ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐' Reader Review'Enjoyable, evocative and fun ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐' Reader Review